Fun shark attack facts:
- In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.
- Humans are assholes.
- Sharks are not assholes.
- Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
when you’re doing school work and someone asks you what the answer is
Ok but real talk the Erwin and Levi in kimono pics are so funny??? Like all I see is romantic hotsprings honeymoon retreat??? And if you imagine they’re looking at each other it gets 5000+ times funnier???
Levi’s all I’m so coy and alluring, come over here so I can use this heko as handcuffs.
Meanwhile Erwin’s just like Prepare yoUR ANUS.