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ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
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amiamic:

カーネルズ・デー3大感謝キャンペーン|KFC

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elevensleeps:

elevensleeps:

my mom says hey

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fannibal-crack:

Hannibal really didn’t think this part through

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puyols-hairdresser:

when you’re doing school work and someone asks you what the answer is

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stephaniedanielle:

Never gets old

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memosfromlevi:

Ok but real talk the Erwin and Levi in kimono pics are so funny??? Like all I see is romantic hotsprings honeymoon retreat??? And if you imagine they’re looking at each other it gets 5000+ times funnier???

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Levi’s all I’m so coy and alluring, come over here so I can use this heko as handcuffs.

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Meanwhile Erwin’s just like Prepare yoUR ANUS.

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furples:

Nicole Miller Spring 2015 NYFW

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pearswhy:

he refuses to discuss this with me. rent is 13 years overdue

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Nicki Minaj performing ‘Anaconda’ at the 2014 MTV VMAs

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slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

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Dont let ferguson die because it isnt trending anymore
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